Shit my pants today

Today gotta be the most embarrassing moment of my whole life I kid you not. I had two monster energy drinks on my 40 minute walk home and needed to shit cause my stomach started acting up right after the drinks. I kept control all the way home. Instead of me going straight to the bathroom downstairs I took my time and calmly walked up stairs. The moment I closed the bathroom door, my butt hole relaxed and I started shitting myself. This was all before I could even unbuckle my belt.

Everything went downhill from there. I ran out of tissue and the fresh rolls were downstairs, every step I took left a trail of poo behind it, and this was on a carpet floor! My dad was due to arrive home in the next 10 minutes and I was freaking out😭.

I took a quick shower, got in a pair of shorts, put my shitty clothes in a trash bag and threw them in the bin(this is only mu second time wearing those cargos). Took surface wipes and rubbed every shit stain I saw (it worked surprisingly well),except one.... the toilet mat, which was full of shit, the time I was getting to the mat I saw my dad walking up the road to the house through the bathroom window. I took the mat to the garage and locked the front door so he'd have to get his keys to open it, the played it cool for a second while I greeted him, paced to the bathroom and sprayed the fuck out of the air freshener, put on the fan and opened the window.

As we speak, dad's having dinner and I'm in my room like this didn't happen at all lol. This surely won't be a day I'll forget ever.