Dumb stuff you got away with

So a couple of years back me and my brothers where carrying firewood into the shed for our mom. Because we where lazy we formed a chain of three and threw the firewood to each other. Midway through my brother somehow hit a pot and cracked it and I thought we where screwed until I got a genius idea. I simple put it back togheter and somehow my mom only found out a year back when I told her. That pot was broken for years without her realizing. I was gonna attack a picture but i can't seem to do it. So I'm curious about your stories about dumb stuff you got away with.