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Your belly button. That’s right. Your belly button.

That’s the key. It connects us to one another.

Think about it

Your belly button connected you to your mother, her belly button connected to her mother, and so on. We are all mutually connected by our belly buttons.

Go far back enough and every single person on this planet is connected by a belly button ancestor.

Human telepathy is similar to a device.

• Your brain 🧠 is the antenna.
• Your belly button 🔘 is the IP address finder.
• Your diet 🍃 is the CPU speed

And the power? The energy to manifest such a powerful ability?

• Your orgasm is the energy 💦

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Yes your orgasm. Instead of bursting all that energy out into a messy drop of a single transparent bead of liquid like me. You can channel that powerful energy, and redirect it elsewhere. Instead of orgasming, clench your pelvic muscles before release, send that energy to the antenna via fingering your belly button with your recipient in mind.

You have to plug your belly button while thinking of them. It’s the only way you are connected with your recipient via your common belly button ancestor.

If they don’t do the same thing:

They will cough. Literally. So if you have ever coughed. No, that was no mere jerk of the lung. That was somebody trying to connect with you in the moment.

So next time instead of coughing and selfishly moving on with your day, just take a moment and connect. Start thinking of a nice tanned big booty latina so you can build an orgasm to redirect.

You might ask who do I direct it to? How will I know who is making me cough?

You don’t need to know. Trust your belly button. It will lead you to your ancestors my child. Just plug it and it will connect, like answering a call.

We’re all connecting out here