Wildest conspiracies thread.

Im getting sick of arguing about mainstream politics in this sub. We all think we're right, and its raising my fucking blood pressure. I used to come to r/conspiracy for the spicy schizo shit to let my imagination run free. Now its all just trash that CNN and Fox argued about when they still had a platform anyone gave a fuck about.

I want to rip back into some real mind benders. Im talking anunaki genetics, reptilians, nephilim, free masons, hollow earth type shit.

Links, videos, descriptions, anything you got. Let your crazy run wild, friends.

I'LL START:

The Cannanites worship of ba'al and the culture surrounding it never ended, it just moved around and evolved as a sort of hidden culture.

When the Cannanites were defeated by the Isrealites, a lot of them emmigrated north of the Caucasus. They continued their paganism and messed up rituals, and integrated with the people of the Eurasian steppes. They later became the Khazarian Khaganate. This is where they adopted some of their astrological beliefs (saturn worship) from the regions original religions.

Their geographic positioning, and their depraved morals left them in the perfect climate to take full advantage of the silk road on its way to Europe. They would prey on trade routes, using the people for ritualistic purposes, then assuming their victims identity, and trading the stolen goods with Europe.

The Kievian 'Rus were sick of their shit, and convinced Khazarian nobles to convert to an Abrahamic religion in order to unify their khagnate as others in that time period had done, in hopes of stopping their barbaric tendencies. The Khazars chose Judaism, but continued their pagan rituals, thievery and ba'al worship in secret.

About a century later, the Khazars still hadn't cut their shit out, and Kievian 'Rus was finally strong enough to put an end to it. So Sviatoslav went in and gave them the long dick of the law. Again though, they were not totally annihilated, and many escaped along the silk road to Northern Europe around Bohemia (Bohemian grove sound familiar?) where they continued their fuckery.

Once in Europe, and still with piss poor morals, they began to integrate with Northern Europeans as they had with the Turkic people before. With the wealth they had compiled from the silk road, they began usurious lending to the nobles of Europe, funding the multitude of territorial skirmishes in the area at that time. It wasn't long before they had built a solid financial stranglehold Northern Europe, and began integration with European nobility.

They realized the power of debt and financial control, and began sending emissaries to new regions, to repeat the success they had seen in Northern Europe (Rothschilds original sons). This resulted in total financial control of Europe.

They pushed nobility for imperialist campaigns that would further indebt Europe, and gain land and wealth for their new debt system. The British, Spanish, French, and Portuguese all but conquered the world for them.

Fast forward to modern times. They continue the same tactics. And although their rituals may have evolved, and may represent a new purpose, they continue them in a modern fashion. The billionaires we hate are no different from the nobility our ancestors hated. Just a pawn in a Cannanites game.

Things like Bohemian grove, pizzagate, astrological dates, and their obsession with Isreal and Russia (the two regions that exiled them) are all just callbacks to their ancestors.

TLDR; Im sick of politics. Send me your wildest conspiracies.

TLDR2; Decendents of an ancient evil tribe currently run the world.