Hear me out.

What if porn ads are created to catch mentally unstable people?

Think about it

Porn ads are so shit for something billions of people see. They look like they were made on Microsoft paint and have the most mind numbing invitation line like:

”Single horny women are waiting to fuck you, within a 15 minute drive, sign up here for free”.

Like dude I don’t even have a car. They don’t even know me either. Only a retard would fall for this, a horny retard. A mentally unstable guy salivating from the right side of his mouth, gripping the top of his now-cone-shaped baby carrot, would fall for such a scam

What happens if you sign up

Well of course all the data will be sold onto the digital royal families of Nigeria, but moreso the victim will be recorded by agencies as a mentally unstable fool, easy to manipulate.

Once they have the retards data, logged alongside millions of others, they can manipulate them. Send people to their home address/workplace to destabilise their lives. They can send them products or offers to make them poorer. They are retards after all. Their rationality and decision making is poor, so they are susceptible to scams and temptations. Once their lives are ruined through financial, social or digital methods, the mentally unstable people become dangerous. Fools with nothing to lose.

A mentally unstable fool is the government’s greatest asset

This fool now becomes someone who does crazy things, the kind that you only see on newspapers or YouTube videos of Top 10 craziest criminals. As the fool is drained of his cum, dignity and money he has absolutely nothing to lose. He does crazy things which cause the masses to turn on one another, lowering trust in society, and ultimately we ask for forces beyond your control to keep order (eg. Police or Army). After all, the police and courts protect the ones who should really be in jail. This ultimately works in their favour. We demand these institutions exist because of these crazy wacky people, who appear on a spectrum of manageable to outright evil.

So the ultimate theory is: What if many modern day criminals are really people who have been identified as prime targets for manipulation years in the past? Perhaps through porn ads? I mean its a fantastic cost effective way to catch millions of retards