Pee is the Answer to the Universe (And Here's Why)

Alright, hear me out. We’ve spent centuries searching for the meaning of life, the secrets of the cosmos, and the ultimate answer to existence. But what if the answer has been inside us—literally—this whole time?

Pee.

1. The Golden Ratio? More Like the Golden Shower.

   • The Fibonacci sequence, the golden ratio—nature’s perfect patterns. But what’s also golden? Pee (when you’re hydrated). Coincidence? I think not.
     

2. Pee is the Original Philosopher’s Stone.

   • Alchemists spent lifetimes trying to turn lead into gold. Meanwhile, our bodies turn coffee, burgers, and existential dread into liquid gold every day. We are the alchemists.
     

3. Pee Breaks: The Great Equalizer.

   • Kings, peasants, Elon Musk, your weird neighbor—everyone pees. If that’s not universal harmony, what is?
     

4. The Sound of Pee Hitting Water is the Music of the Spheres.

   • Pythagoras talked about celestial harmonies. Next time you pee, listen closely. That’s the sound of cosmic balance.
     

Conclusion:
42 might be the answer to life, the universe, and everything… but 42 what? My money’s on 42 ounces of pee. Stay hydrated, my friends.

TL;DR: Pee is the secret fabric of reality. Discuss.