Has Elon Musk Already Got a Neuralink Chip in His Head?

I’ve been thinking about this for a long time and wasn’t sure where to post this, hear me out…

What if Elon Musk already has a Neuralink chip? He’s been pushing this whole brain-chip thing for years, saying it’ll help us merge with AI before we become useless. But what if this was always his plan, and only now, with all his money and success, he’s actually gone and done it?

The guy works like a machine, talks like he’s running on overclocked hardware, and somehow juggles Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink, and god knows what else without dropping the ball. That’s not normal. What if this whole “helping humanity” angle is just a cover, and he’s actually the first real test subject???

Like, I get that he's a genius, but the way he talks about AI—it’s almost like he knows something we don’t. What if Neuralink isn’t just about helping disabled people? What if he’s already using it, fine-tuning it, and we’re all just waiting for the day he tells us we need one too? I mean if you were him, and you could, wouldn’t you? Create your own personal AI and have it in your head telling you the correct things to say in every situation in life?

Sounds nuts, but at the same time… does it?