Hear me out,
Every time I get a car wash at a gas station or a self-wash place, the very next day there's bird poop all over my car.
I have reason to believe that car wash owners all collude to farm birds and set them free in the city so that people's cars dirty more often, thus more of a need for a car wash.
Big Carwash is simply not talked about enough in this subreddit.
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