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I'm a freshman in college. I just got out of jail last month after a 4 year sentence. Basically, an asshole bully I had jumped me with his mates, and they held me down so he could squeeze my balls as hard as possible. I got revenge by lighting his front lawn on fire. That got me nothing but an arson charge.
I got lucky as hell, it should've been way longer. I was let out early for great behavior as well as getting parole. One guard (at one point) admitted to me he knew those bullies and said he's glad I did that.
But now I'm in the same position in life as an 18 year old high school student. I won't be able to start uni until fall because the spring semester is already here. So I'm working a shit job to make ends meet. No way in hell I'm gonna be a functional adult until at least 28.
I haven't kissed or banged a woman since I was 16 (2016 holy fuck). Therefore I'm inexperienced and erectile dysfunction probably makes that worse.
I lost touch with most of my friends, and I'm back at square 1. So in a way I'm where a 13 year old should be. I hope it's not too late to try again.
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