On me and my poetry : my journey to poet laureate

I will criticise the people whose poetry is utterly awful, mundane, cowpat. I am annoyed about my current situation, having to work a mundane job whilst rich middle class talentless oafs are declared official “poets” and have Wikipedia pages all about their awful works of nondescript idiocy.

I see people posting their verse on reddit and it sickens me to think gullible idle people have been taken in by talentless pure blinding sentimental value and care less for literary merit. I ask you, don’t submit to this laziness. When my poetry is published you will adore me instead. My poetry is better than any of it and one day I will be published and successful but I am having to work harder.

My poetry is the crème de la crème to real literature, it compliments and supplements the brain, I can write effortlessly and I deserve riches and recognition, because I am great and my poetry is great.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen.