But what if I told you?

Cant believe its been a whole week, my laws, but the time is flying. Election day is in 2 days, time for you to submit your consent that you approve of all the whacky hi-jinks and shenanigans! Im about to put Otis McDonalds hit single "Behind Closed Doors" on a continuous loop until the results are in, at which point im going to take a good old bellringer blast of grandma's old crack cocaine, strap on my home-made jet pack and fly to the moon! Happy election day! I love mm...yeah...I love mm...yeah...I love mm yeah!!! I could be workin, you could be twerkin to see whats behind those closed doors!